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Free-Range ChickensBy: Simon Rich After a riotous debut collection, Ant Farm, Simon Rich returns to mine more comedy from our hopelessly terrifying world. In the nostalgic opening chapter, Rich recalls his fear of the Tooth Fairy (Is there a face fairy?) and his initial reaction to the Got your nose game (Please just kill me. Better to die than to live the rest of my life as a monster). He gets inside the heads of two firehouse Dalmatians who cant understand their
By: Simon RichAfter a riotous debut collection, Ant Farm, Simon Rich returns to mine more comedy from our hopelessly terrifying world. In the nostalgic opening chapter, Rich recalls his fear of the Tooth Fairy (“Is there a face fairy?”) and his initial reaction to the “Got-your-nose” game (“Please just kill me. Better to die than to live the rest of my life as a monster”). He gets inside the heads of two firehouse Dalmatians who can’t understand their masters’ compulsion to drive off to horrible fires every day (“What the hell is wrong with these people?”). And in the final chapter, he tackles one of life’s biggest questions: Does God really have a plan for us? Yes, it turns out. Now if only He could remember what it was. . . .
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★★★★★ 5
Love the style and Multi pockets!
Being a traveling float Phlebotomist for a very large company I need a bag that is extremely well-made holding my schedules.. my books, my PPE outfit, and all other essentials I need for my position. This bag is definitely the one very well-made, multi pockets more than enough room for everything that I need to carry all my equipment for me… to each job. Definitely would recommend this to anybody who travels in their job. Definitely purchased from this company again. Shipping was very fast and the product is in my eyes perfect.!
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Reviewed in the United States on January 1, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Spacious
Great material, easy to clean and repels water. I love the zipper to close the opening, carrys a lot and i love the large side pocket and 2 small pockets on ends great for keys for easy find
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Reviewed in the United States on April 24, 2023
★★★★★ 5
Perfect campus bag!!
Color: Leopard Spots
Used it as a school bag for college since I prefer shoulder bags over backpacks. Sturdy. Holds SO MUCH! Books, binders, School materials, food and snacks, giant water bottles....and CUTE asl!!! Got this in my last year of college. Wish I had found this bag sooner so I could have used it throughout all of my college years!
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Reviewed in the United States on September 9, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Beautiful, sturdy and comfortable!
I am very satisfied with this bag! I honestly thought that because the price was so low that it would be more of a lightweight beach bag, however, it is very sturdy and holds so many things. The straps are very thick and comfortable. There are a few pockets inside zippered pockets of some side pockets and a front zipper pocket. I get so many compliments on this bag. Two of my friends actually bought the same bag! I honestly want to buy another one just in case somewhere down the road something ever happens to this one because I am obsessed with it. I use it every day for work is very easy to clean as well. It’s almost like a neoprene type of fabric so it wipes off very easily. I highly recommend this product.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 8, 2023
★★★★★ 5
Good quality bag
Color: Black
Very sturdy construction. Big enough to hold a tablet and a book. I am happy with this pruchase
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Reviewed in the United States on December 7, 2025